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This is The depression help wiki

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This wiki is to help people who feel they are suffering from depression, if you would like help with your depression then please put your name below and I will privately message you as soon as possible and allocate you a team member, all what you say to the members are kept between the team and do not leak to anywhere else

Rules

1. No abuse to other users or team members

2. No signing up just to be sarcastic or annoying

3. Anyone found to be breaking these rules will be reported to the Elftown guards.

members wanting help

Elftown user name: [Mortified Penguin]
Name: Dr. John Mortified Penguin, Jr. III, esquire
date of birth: October 24, 1929

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Meet the team

manager: [kians mummy]
Team leader: [kians mummy] _acting

Team member 1: [Mortified Penguin]

Team member 2: vacancy

Team member 3: vacancy

Team member 4: vacancy

Team member 5: vacancy

please note: although we are not qualified we are here to help you in any way we can, some people prefer to have someone just to talk to without having to pay or be asked 101 questions before even starting.

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24/7 help pages:

Norway
http://www.kirkens-sos.no/

Holland
https://www.113online.nl/

Canada/British Columbia
Crisis Chat: www.youthinbc.ca

2011-10-05 [Teufelsweib]: are you a professional?

2011-10-05 [Mortified Penguin]: I am.

2011-10-05 [Teufelsweib]: they sell prescription drugs over at bob's diner? (or do they mix them through the food..)

2011-10-05 [Nioniel]: Mort helps those who help himself.

2011-10-05 [Mortified Penguin]: They're the easiest people to help, after all.

2011-10-05 [Nioniel]: So I've heard.

2011-10-05 [Mortified Penguin]: I help those who help me to help them, because without their help, I'd be helpless to help. *eats a second helping of ramen*

2011-10-06 [Ninja Smurf]: Thats only seven variations and repetitions of the word "help" Mort.. you can do better.

2011-10-06 [kians mummy]: Mort, I have decided to keep you up on the team as you are a good laugh and it may help the depressed people (sorry alians and animals, your'e barred, humans only) as humor can solve everything.

2011-10-06 [Teufelsweib]: can humor also solve my money problem?

also, you should have a disclaimer on here that you're not a professional and not qualified to help people who are actually suffering from any form of depression, as they should go to a doctor.

2011-10-06 [Paul Doyle]: "I'm not a real doctor. I just play one on TV."

2011-10-06 [kians mummy]: How would you know that [Teufelsweib]?

You don't, do you?

2011-10-06 [Teufelsweib]: you don't know whether I know that or not. you don't, don't you?

because you didn't answer my question, there are already enough people out there acting out as professionals trying to help others, while they are unqualified and only harm the other, with all their good intention. if you're not a professional, put out a disclaimer.
neither would a professional claim something like 'humor can solve everything', as when you're suffering depression, it can't. at all. at best humor can solve a bad mood or something.

2011-10-06 [Teufelsweib]: oh, and the fact that you're 20 :)

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